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Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

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It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.

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He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail read more

He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail built up and exploded creating him.

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Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and read more

Don't use others as a crutch, for we must all go our own ways at one point or another, and when they go you will inevitably fall.

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Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

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Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical read more

Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical idiots?

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Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to read more

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to figure it out, but it's just not happening!

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Often a seeing a friend in pain outweighs our own pain

Often a seeing a friend in pain outweighs our own pain

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Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.

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Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start read more

Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start to expect things from you, and it all goes downhill from there.

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