Ogden Nash Quotes
(1 - 10 of 22)Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.
You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get more
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common more
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who more
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
