W. C. Fields Quotes
(1 - 10 of 14)If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
