Bureaucracy Quotes

In any bureaucracy, paper work increases as you spend more and more time reporting on the less and less you more

In any bureaucracy, paper work increases as you spend more and more time reporting on the less and less you are doing

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the more

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy" Everybody stands in a circle. The first person more

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy" Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.

Strive to make proposed solutions as self-executing as possible. As the degree of discretion increases, so too does bureaucracy, delay, more

Strive to make proposed solutions as self-executing as possible. As the degree of discretion increases, so too does bureaucracy, delay, and expense.

Bureaucracy is not an obstacle to democracy but an inevitable complement to it.

Bureaucracy is not an obstacle to democracy but an inevitable complement to it.

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.

Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.