Congress Quotes
(1 - 10 of 14)Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens--and then everybody disagrees.
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens--and then everybody disagrees.
"Do you pray for the Senators, Dr. Hale?" someone asked the chaplain. "No, I look at the Senators and pray more
"Do you pray for the Senators, Dr. Hale?" someone asked the chaplain. "No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country.".
The Senate is a place filled with goodwill and good intentions, and if the road to hell is paved with more
The Senate is a place filled with goodwill and good intentions, and if the road to hell is paved with them, then it's a pretty good detour.
No man, however strong, can serve ten years as schoolmaster, priest, or Senator, and remain fit for anything else.
No man, however strong, can serve ten years as schoolmaster, priest, or Senator, and remain fit for anything else.
Congress acknowledged that society's accumulated myths and fears about disability and disease are as handicapping as are the physical limitations more
Congress acknowledged that society's accumulated myths and fears about disability and disease are as handicapping as are the physical limitations that flow from actual impairment.
One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he more
One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session more
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to more
I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its heels on the way to decision.
A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after more
A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'
