Driving Quotes

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by Tommy Cooper    ( comments )

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

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by George Carlin    ( comments )

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is more

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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by George Carlin    ( comments )

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

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by Stephen Wright    ( comments )

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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

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by Steven Deitz    ( comments )

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A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

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by Andrew H. Malcolm    ( comments )

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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the more

A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.

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by Jewish Proverb    ( comments )

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Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins

Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins

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by Dylan Moran    ( comments )

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I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what more

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

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