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by Bruce Jay Friedman    ( comments )

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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too more

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

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by Mitch Hedberg    ( comments )

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

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by David Lee Roth    ( comments )

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Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

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by Steve Jobs    ( comments )

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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

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by Mitch Hedberg    ( comments )

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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because more

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

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