Gnomes Quotes

You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a more

You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a garden gnome.

Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most more

Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them. The other is that humans are very good at not seeing things they know aren't there. And, since sensible humans know that there are no such things as people four inches high, a gnome who doesn't want to be seen probably won't be seen... Wings

Gnomes - Very small creatures that live in holes in gardens. They have leathery skin and large bald heads. To more

Gnomes - Very small creatures that live in holes in gardens. They have leathery skin and large bald heads. To de-gnome a garden, grab the gnome by the ankles and swing it around your head, and then throw.

You are a furry gnome and we feed you too much! Dorothy to Sophia

You are a furry gnome and we feed you too much! Dorothy to Sophia