Jokes Quotes
(1 - 10 of 17)"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at more
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, more
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds more
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes more
You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any more
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already more
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
