Men And Women Quotes

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as more

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice more

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!