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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a read more

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but read more

I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief

by Henry David Thoreau Found in: Pets Quotes,
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I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, ‘Beverly Hills 90210' and ‘Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats read more

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, ‘Beverly Hills 90210' and ‘Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.

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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My read more

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'

by Dave Barry Found in: Pets Quotes,
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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for read more

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for your face.

by Anita Wise Found in: Pets Quotes,
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The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.

The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.

by Marie Corelli Found in: Pets Quotes,
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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

by Jean Cocteau Found in: Pets Quotes,
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

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