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by Julian Barnes    ( comments )

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Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

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by Woody Allen    ( comments )

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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

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by John Barrymore    ( comments )

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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by Dr. William H. Masters    ( comments )

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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

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by Harlan Ellison    ( comments )

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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

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by Marcus Aurelius    ( comments )

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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

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by Ken Hammond    ( comments )

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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

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by Rita Rudner    ( comments )

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

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by Barbara Cartland    ( comments )

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Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

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by Garry Shandling    ( comments )

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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