Silly Quotes

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, more

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what more

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you more

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'