Weddings Quotes

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, more

The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy.

The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.

The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.

I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.

I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good more

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!