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by Steven Wright    ( comments )

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I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

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by Joyce Park    ( comments )

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...your mom calls you up every other day to beg you to get a real job so she can hold more

...your mom calls you up every other day to beg you to get a real job so she can hold her head up at your cousin's upcoming wedding reception -- you're good with technology, have you ever considered becoming a Xerox machine repairperson?

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by Steven Wright    ( comments )

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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

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by Xerox Slogan    ( comments )

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You do your best work when you’re having fun.

You do your best work when you’re having fun.

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by Marshall Mcluhan    ( comments )

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Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.

Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.

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