Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
