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The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

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