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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

by Ogden Nash Found in: Remorse Quotes,
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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Debt Quotes,
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Alliance Quotes,
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Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost read more

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an

by Ogden Nash Found in: Dawn Quotes,
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Parents Quotes,
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