Maxioms by Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
