Ogden Nash

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost read more

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence