<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Maxioms.com</title><description>Quotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms</description><link>http://www.maxioms.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><item><title><![CDATA[If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11735]]></link><description><![CDATA[If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11735</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/19480]]></link><description><![CDATA[If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/19480</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who letts his wife goe to every feast, and his horse drinke at every water, shall neither have good wife ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/50100]]></link><description><![CDATA[Who letts his wife goe to every feast, and his horse drinke at every water, shall neither have good wife nor good horse.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/50100</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's always too early to quit. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13643]]></link><description><![CDATA[It's always too early to quit.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13643</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Martyrs are needed to create incidents. Incidents are needed to create revolutions. Revolutions are needed to create progress. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26480]]></link><description><![CDATA[Martyrs are needed to create incidents. Incidents are needed to create revolutions. Revolutions are needed to create progress.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26480</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[But where are the snows of yester year? [Fr., Mais ou sont les neiges d'antan?] ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/56721]]></link><description><![CDATA[But where are the snows of yester year? [Fr., Mais ou sont les neiges d'antan?]]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/56721</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ratons and myse and soche smale dere That was his mete that vii. yere. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13159]]></link><description><![CDATA[Ratons and myse and soche smale dere That was his mete that vii. yere.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13159</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58126]]></link><description><![CDATA[For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58126</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/64290]]></link><description><![CDATA[Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/64290</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I was pleased with the effort our kids put forth from the start of the game. We got a little ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/32377]]></link><description><![CDATA[I was pleased with the effort our kids put forth from the start of the game. We got a little bit sloppy at the end and we need to be sharper. We need to keep getting better.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/32377</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/60028]]></link><description><![CDATA[To be uncertain is to be uncomfortable, but to be certain is to be ridiculous.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/60028</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nothing's new, and nothing's true, and nothing matters. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/44673]]></link><description><![CDATA[Nothing's new, and nothing's true, and nothing matters.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/44673</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thanksgiving (U.S.) Lord, I am glad for the great gift of living, Glad for Thy days of sun and of ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/6509]]></link><description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving (U.S.) Lord, I am glad for the great gift of living, Glad for Thy days of sun and of rain; Grateful for joy, with an endless thanksgiving, Grateful for laughter -- and grateful for pain. Lord, I am glad for the young April's wonder, Glad for the fulness of long summer days; And now when the spring and my heart are asunder, Lord, I give thanks for the dark autumn ways. Sun, bloom, and blossom, O Lord, I remember, The dream of the spring and its joy I recall; But now in the silence and pain of November, Lord, I give thanks to Thee, Giver of all!]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/6509</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I think ultimately you've got to see how they do in the playoffs. But last year's team was good. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/41342]]></link><description><![CDATA[I think ultimately you've got to see how they do in the playoffs. But last year's team was good.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/41342</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stop the I. When that's all you have to say, it is very tedious and self-promoting. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/35636]]></link><description><![CDATA[Stop the I. When that's all you have to say, it is very tedious and self-promoting.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/35636</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nothing is more vulgar than haste. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/18793]]></link><description><![CDATA[Nothing is more vulgar than haste.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/18793</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's very hard! Oh, Dick, my boy, It's very hard one can't enjoy  A little private spouting;   ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/425]]></link><description><![CDATA[It's very hard! Oh, Dick, my boy, It's very hard one can't enjoy  A little private spouting;   But sure as Lear or Hamlet lives,    Up comes our master, Bounce! and gives     The tragic Muse a routing.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/425</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Progress is the process whereby the human race is getting rid of whiskers, the veriform appendix and God. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48379]]></link><description><![CDATA[Progress is the process whereby the human race is getting rid of whiskers, the veriform appendix and God.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48379</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Feast of David, Bishop of Menevia, Patron of Wales, c.601  There is nothing capricious about religion. We do not ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/7144]]></link><description><![CDATA[Feast of David, Bishop of Menevia, Patron of Wales, c.601  There is nothing capricious about religion. We do not get the soul in different ways, under different laws, from those in which we get the body and the mind. If a man does not exercise his arm, he develops no biceps muscles and if a man does not exercise his soul, he acquires no muscle in his soul, no strength of character, no vigour of moral fibre, nor beauty of spiritual growth. Love is not a thing of enthusiastic emotion. It is a rich, strong, manly, vigorous expression of the whole round Christian character -- the Christ-like nature in its fullest development. And the constituents of this great character are only to be built up by ceaseless practice.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/7144</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[He rejoices to have made his way by ruin of others. [Lat., Gaudensque viam fecisse ruina.] ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/10791]]></link><description><![CDATA[He rejoices to have made his way by ruin of others. [Lat., Gaudensque viam fecisse ruina.]]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/10791</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Judges ought to be more learned than witty, more reverend than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/23495]]></link><description><![CDATA[Judges ought to be more learned than witty, more reverend than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/23495</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tough times never last but tough people do. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/21577]]></link><description><![CDATA[Tough times never last but tough people do.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/21577</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joy is not in things; it is in us ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/23387]]></link><description><![CDATA[Joy is not in things; it is in us]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/23387</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[All zeal for a reform, that gives offence To peace and charity, is mere pretence. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/53201]]></link><description><![CDATA[All zeal for a reform, that gives offence To peace and charity, is mere pretence.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/53201</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The folly of one man is the fortune of another. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/16318]]></link><description><![CDATA[The folly of one man is the fortune of another.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/16318</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Legends are material to be moulded, and not facts to be recorded. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36510]]></link><description><![CDATA[Legends are material to be moulded, and not facts to be recorded.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36510</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/33127]]></link><description><![CDATA[A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/33127</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[As winds come whispering lightly from the West, Kissing, not ruffling, the blue deep's serene. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/61638]]></link><description><![CDATA[As winds come whispering lightly from the West, Kissing, not ruffling, the blue deep's serene.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/61638</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[She wasn't expected to live the first week. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/34043]]></link><description><![CDATA[She wasn't expected to live the first week.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/34043</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy art thou, as if every day thou hadst picked up a horseshoe. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26017]]></link><description><![CDATA[Happy art thou, as if every day thou hadst picked up a horseshoe.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26017</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48287]]></link><description><![CDATA[We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48287</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/16402]]></link><description><![CDATA[Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/16402</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55258]]></link><description><![CDATA[Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55258</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I love argument, I love debate. I don't expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me, that's not ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11466]]></link><description><![CDATA[I love argument, I love debate. I don't expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me, that's not their job.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11466</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/57]]></link><description><![CDATA[If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/57</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopicallythin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/21303]]></link><description><![CDATA[When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopicallythin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the mostgigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/21303</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[until the accused are in custody. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/41097]]></link><description><![CDATA[until the accused are in custody.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/41097</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Care is the the actualization of love assumed. -Doc Childre. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/5246]]></link><description><![CDATA[Care is the the actualization of love assumed. -Doc Childre.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/5246</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Care must be taken that the punishment does not exceed the offence. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48829]]></link><description><![CDATA[Care must be taken that the punishment does not exceed the offence.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48829</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[One day unfolds it and one day destroys. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48611]]></link><description><![CDATA[One day unfolds it and one day destroys.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48611</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65735]]></link><description><![CDATA[A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65735</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It sometimes seems as though we were trying to combine the ideal of no schools at all with the democratic ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13490]]></link><description><![CDATA[It sometimes seems as though we were trying to combine the ideal of no schools at all with the democratic ideal of schools for everybody by having schools without education.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13490</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[We've tested all of the products ourselves. Hemp is the Ferrari of clothing. It's not itchy like wool and it's ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36956]]></link><description><![CDATA[We've tested all of the products ourselves. Hemp is the Ferrari of clothing. It's not itchy like wool and it's warmer in winter and cooler in summer.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36956</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/10909]]></link><description><![CDATA[Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/10909</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/12836]]></link><description><![CDATA[The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/12836</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. [Fr., Celui qui a de l'imagination sans erudition a ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/20524]]></link><description><![CDATA[He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. [Fr., Celui qui a de l'imagination sans erudition a des ailes, et n'a pas de pieds.]]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/20524</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every effort for progress, for enlightenment, for science, for religious, political, and economic liberty, emanates from the minority, and not ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26207]]></link><description><![CDATA[Every effort for progress, for enlightenment, for science, for religious, political, and economic liberty, emanates from the minority, and not from the mass]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26207</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A holy day, after all, is a day for considering everything you otherwise think too little about.rn ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/64410]]></link><description><![CDATA[A holy day, after all, is a day for considering everything you otherwise think too little about.rn]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/64410</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48315]]></link><description><![CDATA[Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48315</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Although Constellation's been a good performer every year, it hasn't been off the charts. There haven't been scary triple-digit returns. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/32406]]></link><description><![CDATA[Although Constellation's been a good performer every year, it hasn't been off the charts. There haven't been scary triple-digit returns.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/32406</guid></item></channel></rss>