<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Maxioms.com</title><description>Quotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms</description><link>http://www.maxioms.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><item><title><![CDATA[Care must be taken that the punishment does not exceed the offence. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48829]]></link><description><![CDATA[Care must be taken that the punishment does not exceed the offence.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48829</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/23295]]></link><description><![CDATA[I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had brainwashed him. This is the most unbelievably callous, degrading, nonsensical piece of crap I've ever heard in my life, coming from some chicken hawk out there, to hurl at somebody who spent as long as he did being tortured and standing up for his country, and caring about it as much as he did. It's incredible that people would behave like that, absolutely stunning.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/23295</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[She's never really even been off the farm. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/30744]]></link><description><![CDATA[She's never really even been off the farm.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/30744</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/59677]]></link><description><![CDATA[I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/59677</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/43138]]></link><description><![CDATA[Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/43138</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is like wind. When it blows, it washes everything away, so clutch onto what you are holding. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63278]]></link><description><![CDATA[Life is like wind. When it blows, it washes everything away, so clutch onto what you are holding.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63278</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The hair she means to have is gold, Her eyes are blue, she's twelve weeks old,  Plump are her ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3640]]></link><description><![CDATA[The hair she means to have is gold, Her eyes are blue, she's twelve weeks old,  Plump are her fists and pinky.   She fluttered down in lucky hour    From some blue deep in yon sky bower--     I call her "Little Dinky."]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3640</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[For where is any author in the world Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye? Learning is but an adjunct ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55494]]></link><description><![CDATA[For where is any author in the world Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye? Learning is but an adjunct to ourself. -Love's Labour 's Lost. Act iv. Sc. 3.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55494</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Most manufacturers have no idea how bad the environment is out there. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/41824]]></link><description><![CDATA[Most manufacturers have no idea how bad the environment is out there.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/41824</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[You should trust any man in his own art provided he is skilled in it. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48914]]></link><description><![CDATA[You should trust any man in his own art provided he is skilled in it.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/48914</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[If one advances confidently in the directions of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/12831]]></link><description><![CDATA[If one advances confidently in the directions of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/12831</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[By taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing over it, he is superior. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/54078]]></link><description><![CDATA[By taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing over it, he is superior.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/54078</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36588]]></link><description><![CDATA[If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36588</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It is time that financial types developed a greater tolerance for imprecision, because that’s the way the world is. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/15685]]></link><description><![CDATA[It is time that financial types developed a greater tolerance for imprecision, because that’s the way the world is.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/15685</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[All is grist that comes to the mill. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/50966]]></link><description><![CDATA[All is grist that comes to the mill.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/50966</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[What is more insane than to vent on senseless things the anger that is felt towards men? [Lat., Quid est ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/21025]]></link><description><![CDATA[What is more insane than to vent on senseless things the anger that is felt towards men? [Lat., Quid est dementius quam bilem in homines collectam in res effundere.]]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/21025</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The only thing to know is how to use your neurosis. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/29646]]></link><description><![CDATA[The only thing to know is how to use your neurosis.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/29646</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It is impossible to underrate human intelligence -- beginning with one's own. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36457]]></link><description><![CDATA[It is impossible to underrate human intelligence -- beginning with one's own.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/36457</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high.  Oh, yo' daddy's rich, ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58259]]></link><description><![CDATA[Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high.  Oh, yo' daddy's rich, and yo' ma' is good-lookin',   So hush, little baby, don' yo' cry.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58259</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Take heed of foul dirty wayes, and long sicknesse. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/49778]]></link><description><![CDATA[Take heed of foul dirty wayes, and long sicknesse.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/49778</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/9498]]></link><description><![CDATA[A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/9498</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Theatergoing is a communal act, movie going a solitary one. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/59055]]></link><description><![CDATA[Theatergoing is a communal act, movie going a solitary one.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/59055</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63723]]></link><description><![CDATA[A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63723</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who are you wearing? ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58342]]></link><description><![CDATA[Who are you wearing?]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58342</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[You can't step twice into the same river. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/14683]]></link><description><![CDATA[You can't step twice into the same river.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/14683</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The guilty is he who meditates a crime; the punishment is his who lays the plot. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/18502]]></link><description><![CDATA[The guilty is he who meditates a crime; the punishment is his who lays the plot.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/18502</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Giving jazz the Congressional seal of approval is a little like making Huck Finn an honorary Boy Scout. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3225]]></link><description><![CDATA[Giving jazz the Congressional seal of approval is a little like making Huck Finn an honorary Boy Scout.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3225</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I fear those big words which make us so unhappy. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65570]]></link><description><![CDATA[I fear those big words which make us so unhappy.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65570</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/57011]]></link><description><![CDATA[Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/57011</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[We have culled about 20,000 birds. Until now they are still looking. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/29304]]></link><description><![CDATA[We have culled about 20,000 birds. Until now they are still looking.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/29304</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[When the Sex War ended with the slaughter of the Grandmothers, / They found a bachelor's baby suffocating under them; ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55280]]></link><description><![CDATA[When the Sex War ended with the slaughter of the Grandmothers, / They found a bachelor's baby suffocating under them; / Somebody called him George and that was the end of it: / They hitched him up to the Army.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55280</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[As ill-luck would have it. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26008]]></link><description><![CDATA[As ill-luck would have it.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26008</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Style is the dress of thoughts.   - Philip Dormer Stanhope, fourth Earl of Chesterfield, ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58093]]></link><description><![CDATA[Style is the dress of thoughts.   - Philip Dormer Stanhope, fourth Earl of Chesterfield,]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58093</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/46442]]></link><description><![CDATA[Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/46442</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65412]]></link><description><![CDATA[My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65412</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards; they simply unveil them to the eyes of men. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/10472]]></link><description><![CDATA[Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards; they simply unveil them to the eyes of men.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/10472</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I used to hurt so badly that I'd ask God why, what have I done to deserve any of this? ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1184]]></link><description><![CDATA[I used to hurt so badly that I'd ask God why, what have I done to deserve any of this? I feel now He was preparing me for this, for the future. That's the way I see it.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1184</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[These faces in the mirrors Are but the shadows and phantoms of myself. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/14862]]></link><description><![CDATA[These faces in the mirrors Are but the shadows and phantoms of myself.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/14862</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Darkness within darkness. The gateway to all understanding. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26641]]></link><description><![CDATA[Darkness within darkness. The gateway to all understanding.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26641</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Small businesses are searching for a flexible, functional solution that will quickly and painlessly help them manage daily accounting tasks ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/29428]]></link><description><![CDATA[Small businesses are searching for a flexible, functional solution that will quickly and painlessly help them manage daily accounting tasks and also support a company's growth and evolution, from startup to mid-market. With its ease-of-use, depth of features and integrated components, Small Business PRO fully meets these expectations so companies can capitalize on the power of automation to increase efficiency and remain focused on advancing their business to the next level.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/29428</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[These kinds of problems tend to cool investors' buying sentiment. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/39856]]></link><description><![CDATA[These kinds of problems tend to cool investors' buying sentiment.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/39856</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thus ornament is but the guiled shore To a most dangerous sea. -The Merchant of Venice. Act iii. Sc. 2. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55593]]></link><description><![CDATA[Thus ornament is but the guiled shore To a most dangerous sea. -The Merchant of Venice. Act iii. Sc. 2.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/55593</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66498]]></link><description><![CDATA[History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66498</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's embarrassing. We have to go out there and erase that from our memories. The only way to do that ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/28386]]></link><description><![CDATA[It's embarrassing. We have to go out there and erase that from our memories. The only way to do that is to go out there and dominate this game.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/28386</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Only the mediocre are always at their best. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26760]]></link><description><![CDATA[Only the mediocre are always at their best.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/26760</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Everye white will have its blacke, And everye sweete its soure. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58491]]></link><description><![CDATA[Everye white will have its blacke, And everye sweete its soure.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/58491</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I need my space and that's what they're saying -- 'I'd like to have my space,' ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/42411]]></link><description><![CDATA[I need my space and that's what they're saying -- 'I'd like to have my space,']]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/42411</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[They needed a school teacher to organize things, ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/37757]]></link><description><![CDATA[They needed a school teacher to organize things,]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/37757</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/42937]]></link><description><![CDATA[Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/42937</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63594]]></link><description><![CDATA[A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63594</guid></item></channel></rss>