<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Airplanes - Maxioms.com</title><description>Quotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms</description><link>http://www.maxioms.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><item><title><![CDATA[If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1971]]></link><description><![CDATA[If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1971</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane... ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1972]]></link><description><![CDATA[There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1972</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1973]]></link><description><![CDATA[Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1973</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1974]]></link><description><![CDATA[Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1974</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1975]]></link><description><![CDATA[There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1975</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1976]]></link><description><![CDATA[I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1976</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1977]]></link><description><![CDATA[I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1977</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1978]]></link><description><![CDATA[Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1978</guid></item></channel></rss>