Alcohol - Maxioms.comQuotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxiomshttp://www.maxioms.comen-usCopyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/65888<![CDATA[First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63247<![CDATA[If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/63246<![CDATA[Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend! ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1984<![CDATA[Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1985<![CDATA[Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1986<![CDATA[Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1987<![CDATA[I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1988<![CDATA[Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1989<![CDATA[I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1990<![CDATA[Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1991<![CDATA[Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1992<![CDATA[Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/1993