Beer - Maxioms.comQuotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxiomshttp://www.maxioms.comen-usCopyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3888<![CDATA[A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3889<![CDATA[Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3890<![CDATA[I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3891<![CDATA[Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3892<![CDATA[Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3893<![CDATA[The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3894<![CDATA[When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3895<![CDATA[The government will fall that raises the price of beer. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/3896