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All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11771<![CDATA[When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11772<![CDATA[It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11773<![CDATA[If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11774<![CDATA[I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11775<![CDATA[Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11776<![CDATA[I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11777<![CDATA[Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11778<![CDATA[The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11779<![CDATA[If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11780<![CDATA[Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11781<![CDATA[The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11782<![CDATA[I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11783<![CDATA[Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11762<![CDATA[I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11763<![CDATA[Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11764<![CDATA[If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11765<![CDATA[Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11766<![CDATA[I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11767<![CDATA[One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11768<![CDATA[A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11769<![CDATA[At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11770<![CDATA[Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11738<![CDATA[You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11739<![CDATA[As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11740<![CDATA[Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11741<![CDATA[If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11742<![CDATA[I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11743<![CDATA[To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11744<![CDATA[To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11745<![CDATA[What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11746<![CDATA[We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11747<![CDATA[Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11748<![CDATA[I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11749<![CDATA[When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11750<![CDATA[I'd rather be rich than stupid. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11751<![CDATA[If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11752<![CDATA[I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11753<![CDATA[Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11754<![CDATA[I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11755<![CDATA[I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11756<![CDATA[Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11757<![CDATA[Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11758<![CDATA[I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11759<![CDATA[I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11760<![CDATA[The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11761<![CDATA[One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11726<![CDATA[As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11727<![CDATA[Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11728<![CDATA[If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/11729