<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Driving - Maxioms.com</title><description>Quotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms</description><link>http://www.maxioms.com</link><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.</copyright><item><title><![CDATA[You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13014]]></link><description><![CDATA[You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.']]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13014</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13015]]></link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13015</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13016]]></link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13016</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13017]]></link><description><![CDATA[I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13017</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time. ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13018]]></link><description><![CDATA[A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13018</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13019]]></link><description><![CDATA[A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13019</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins ]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13020]]></link><description><![CDATA[Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13020</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what ...]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13021]]></link><description><![CDATA[I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?]]></description><guid>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/13021</guid></item></channel></rss>