Insults - Maxioms.comQuotes, Famous Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs, Maxims, Axioms, Maxiomshttp://www.maxioms.comen-usCopyright 2026 Maxioms.com. All Rights Reserved.<![CDATA[She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66157<![CDATA[I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66156<![CDATA[I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66155<![CDATA[She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66154<![CDATA[I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/66153<![CDATA[A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22855<![CDATA[Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22856<![CDATA[I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22857<![CDATA[You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22858<![CDATA[Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22859<![CDATA[If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22847<![CDATA[A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22848<![CDATA[A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22849<![CDATA[Never insult anyone by accident. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22850<![CDATA[The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22851<![CDATA[When will the public cease to insult the teacher's calling with empty flattery? When will men who would never for ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22852<![CDATA[The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if ...]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22853<![CDATA[It'd be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/22854<![CDATA[A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/17368<![CDATA[I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/17051<![CDATA[Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone ]]>http://www.maxioms.com/maxiom/9262