I love you, but I love myself more.

I love you, but I love myself more.

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving read more

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't read more

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered read more

Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away