I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she read more

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]

I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't read more

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.