The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't read more

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]

I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered read more

Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away

Actors are beings who have tasted life's nectar in that crystal moment when they poured out their creative spirit and read more

Actors are beings who have tasted life's nectar in that crystal moment when they poured out their creative spirit and touched another's heart.

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she read more

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.