Commercially available software should fit most needs.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

I feel that everyone who wants to say anything, do anything, should be able to say anything or do anything, within the limits of not hurting another person.

Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies.

It is much more difficult to measure nonperformance than performance.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.