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Today is a smooth white seashell, hold it close and listen to the beauty of the hours. -Anon.

Today is a smooth white seashell, hold it close and listen to the beauty of the hours. -Anon.

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, read more

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.

We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I read more

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.".

Try to save money. Someday it may be valuable again.

Try to save money. Someday it may be valuable again.