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Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30.".

Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30.".

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

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A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.

A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.

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