Maxioms by Anonymous
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to read more
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
