Anonymous

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you read more

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"

"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"