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This dance of death which sounds so musically
Was sure intended for the corpse de ballet.

This dance of death which sounds so musically
Was sure intended for the corpse de ballet.

by Anonymous Found in: Dancing Quotes,
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

by Anonymous Found in: Retirement Quotes,
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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

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Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.

Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.

by Anonymous Found in: Happiness Quotes,
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