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No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

Life is a song. Love is the music.

Life is a song. Love is the music.

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.

Mankind makes living contradictory.

Mankind makes living contradictory.