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The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Tax Quotes,
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set read more

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. -Bill Vaughan.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Parenting Quotes,
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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody read more

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

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To God, thy countrie, and thy friend be true.

To God, thy countrie, and thy friend be true.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Fidelity Quotes,
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure read more

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: New year Quotes,
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