Chris Allen

My mom said that the food they give you here tastes like dog food, but I don't think it's that read more

My mom said that the food they give you here tastes like dog food, but I don't think it's that bad now,

We wanted to cover our bases.

We wanted to cover our bases.

The 3 percent kicks in during year three. On paper, we're not expecting to show a profit for the first read more

The 3 percent kicks in during year three. On paper, we're not expecting to show a profit for the first year; we hope to show a small profit in year two.

Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's read more

Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's not over yet. Everybody's like, 'Oh! Take my studded tires off!' And I'm like, 'I wouldn't take studded tires off quite yet,' and here it is.

The bottom line is, he's not in custody yet.

The bottom line is, he's not in custody yet.