Chuck Palahniuk

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big read more

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the read more

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.