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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - read more

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

by Doug Larson Found in: Luxury Quotes,
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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

by Doug Larson Found in: Perfection Quotes,
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

by Doug Larson Found in: Age Quotes,
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

by Doug Larson Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.

by Doug Larson Found in: Parenting Quotes,
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