Frank Zappa

Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

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Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have read more

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer