Maxioms by Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to read more
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of read more
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
