Maxioms by George Ade
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
