Maxioms by George Ade
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
One man's poison Ivy is another man's spinach
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking
