Maxioms by George Ade
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
