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My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better read more

My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Death Quotes,
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No question is so difficult to answer as that which the answer is obvious.

No question is so difficult to answer as that which the answer is obvious.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Questions Quotes,
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Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.

Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are
disgraced by the inferior.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Titles Quotes,
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the read more

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Arguments Quotes,
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You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out
of the human race.

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out
of the human race.

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