Maxioms by Henry Louis Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
You can't kiss an oil well.
You can't kiss an oil well.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
