Maxioms by Henry Louis Mencken
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it
Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master
Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master