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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Taxes Quotes,
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Youth Quotes,
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Nerves Quotes,
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Dieting Quotes,
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