Maxioms by Joe E. Lewis
You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
