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Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Advertising Quotes,
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There is a calf
within California
many calves drowned in Chino mud.

There is a calf
within California
many calves drowned in Chino mud.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Animals Quotes,
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What's in Spam?
nostrils brains?and eyes
intestinal linings and uteri?
anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
except the blood already read more

What's in Spam?
nostrils brains?and eyes
intestinal linings and uteri?
anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
except the blood already out the door
Spam comes from offal
Spam smells... awful
from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many read more

Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many died in the last fortnight.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The captive birds no longer flew
Their cadaverous bodies giving flu
and Avian Spongiform Encephalopathy
.. Mad Chicken Mad Turkey read more

The captive birds no longer flew
Their cadaverous bodies giving flu
and Avian Spongiform Encephalopathy
.. Mad Chicken Mad Turkey Mad Bird
in Aviano and everywhere daily grew.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Disease Quotes,
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