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To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

by Rita Rudner Found in: Love Quotes,
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

by Rita Rudner Found in: Sex Quotes,
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