Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to read more

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns read more

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.