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The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
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The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
on the rocks.
He replied
no thank you.

by Unknown Found in: Humor Quotes,
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We journey on in life through varied hazards and misfortunes.

We journey on in life through varied hazards and misfortunes.

by Unknown Found in: General Sayings,
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Those who scratch their hair with one finger. [Fearing to
discompose their curls. Dandies.]

Those who scratch their hair with one finger. [Fearing to
discompose their curls. Dandies.]

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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.

by Unknown Found in: Chinese Sayings,
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He who has in due season become rich, unless he saves in due
season, will in due season starve.

He who has in due season become rich, unless he saves in due
season, will in due season starve.

by Unknown Found in: General Sayings,
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